* Meine Computerkenntnisse sind erbärmlich 
   * Mad Consultants Slurping Ethanol
   * Madly Causing Slashdot Effect
   * Mail Consumed Somewhere in Exchange
   * Mainframe Computers Seemed Extinct
   * Maintenance Contracts Seem Expensive
   * Maintenance Costs Significantly Extra
   * Making Companies Surrender Everyday
   * Making Computers Slow Everyday
   * Making Computers Spew Errors
   * Making Computers Susceptible to Exploit
   * Making Cretins Self-Employed
   * Maledictis Confutatious Sounds Exquisite
   * Management Can't Send E-mail
   * Management Conned by Something Expensive
   * Management Coronaries Soon Enough
   * Management will Catch you with a Screenful of Erotica
   * Managers Contain Significant Egos
   * Managing Computers by Slapdash Empiricism
   * Managing Crap Systems Everyday
   * Manipulative Closed-Source Economics
   * Many Collisions Saturate Ethernet
   * Marginal Computer Software Enthusiast
   * Marketing Cancels Software Efficiency
   * Marksmanship Can Solve Everything
   * Mass C Squared is Energy
   * Massive Computational Solar Eclipse
   * Massive Cyberspace Sheepshearing Empire
   * Maybe Could Suggest Exorcism
   * Mayday, Called Some Experts
   * Me-too Computer Science Education
   * Meandering Cosmicrays 'Sodded Explorer
   * Megabytes Can Soon Evaporate
   * Meowing Cats Suggest Evil
   * Microsoft Certified Shutdown Engineer
   * Microsoft Creatures Seeking Employment
   * Migrane-Causing Suckage Extravaganza
   * Millenium Caused Societal Extinction
   * Mindfscked Computers Swapping Egregiously
   * Mindless Corporate Systems Engineer
   * Minesweeper Consultant / Solitaire Expert
   * Minimally Cheerful Software Experience
   * Minimising Competence is So Exhausting
   * Minion of the Crappy Software Empire
   * Mischief Causing Shipwrecked Equipment
   * Misconceived Computer Science Experiment
   * Misguided Consultant Slagging Eunuchs
   * Misunderstanding Cryptically Strange Errors
   * Moe and Curly's Software Emporium
   * Molasses Comparitively Seems Expeditious
   * Molotov Cocktails Shutdown Electricity
   * Monetary Compensation Sounds Exciting
   * Mongolian Clusterfsck Swallows Everything
   * Monkies Composing Shakespearian Equivalents
   * Moot Crypto Software is Exportable
   * More Co-opted Standards Everyday
   * Morning Comes So Early
   * Moron Confused by Sun Equipment
   * Morons Crudely Simulating Expertise
   * Mortifying Crackle of Static Electricity
   * Most Computers Suck Eggs
   * Most Computers Suck Exasperatingly
   * Motherboard Chips Simulate Encephalopathy
   * Mounteback Causing Significant Expenses
   * Mouse Clickings of Sophomoric Experimentation
   * Mouse Clicks Selected Erase
   * Mozilla Couldn't Stomach Explorer
   * Multiple Corrective Servicepack Exorcist
   * Must Consult Someone Else
   * Must Consult Someone Experienced
   * Must... Contain... STR. Eaaaaaaaaaaaurgh!
   * Mutant Computer Solutions Evangelist
   * Mutant Computers Seem Eviscerated
   * Mutated CP/M System Emulator
   * Mutated Convoluted Strokery Everywhere
   * My Cat Studies Ecclesiastes
   * My Company Screws Everyone
   * My Computer's Software Exploded
   * My Cranium Softened Easily
   * My Customers Support Extravagance