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Bastard Operating and Advanced Unix Terrorism


Administration kann auch recovery sein.

Devices und Manpages:

Section 1 - User Commands

lart Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool
slave semi interactive command for dirty work
sysadmin responsible for everything imaginable
think let your computer think
whack mangle requests to a printer or damage a printer

Section 2 - System Calls

people fetch a structure containing all ttys, whose owner behaves like a human

Section 3 - C Library Functions
chastise library function to punish user

Section 5 - File Formats

normality definition of what types of normalities different users may have

Section 8 - Maintenance Commands

bosskill send a signal to your boss, or terminate your boss
ctluser control lusers
guru system administration
knife tools to improve network performance via SNIP
luser process to control the clueless individuals who (mis)use computer systems, peripheral devices and system administrators.
nuke launch nuclear weapons at mapped USENET sites
pmsd Periodically Manic System Daemon. Manages the bizzare and sometimes unexplainable behavior exhibited by computers


Danach sollte man von einem erfahrenen Bastard Operator die Tricks und
Kniffe des Handwerks erlernen.
Der Original Bastard Operator From Hell von Simon Travaglia

Sowie der VAXorcist von Christopher Russell.

Passsend dazu die Ausreden des BOfH oder die Excuse of the Day
Und zum Schluss die a.s.r FAQ

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