lart
Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool slave
semi interactive command for dirty work sysadmin
responsible for everything imaginable think
let your computer think whack
mangle requests to a printer or damage a printer
Section 2 - System Calls
people fetch
a structure containing all ttys, whose owner behaves like a
human
Section 3 - C Library Functions chastise
library function to punish user
Section 5 - File Formats
normality
definition of what types of normalities different users may
have
Section 8 - Maintenance Commands
bosskill
send a signal to your boss, or terminate your boss ctluser
control lusers guru
system administration knife
tools to improve network performance via SNIP luser
process to control the clueless individuals who (mis)use computer
systems, peripheral devices and system administrators. nuke
launch nuclear weapons at mapped USENET sites pmsd
Periodically Manic System Daemon. Manages the bizzare and sometimes
unexplainable behavior exhibited by computers
Danach sollte man von einem erfahrenen Bastard Operator die Tricks
und
Kniffe des Handwerks erlernen.
Der Original Bastard Operator
From Hell von Simon Travaglia
Magendruck? Völlegefühl? Überfressen? Kein
Brechmittel zur Hand? MCSE
Center - und der Brechreiz kommt sofort!
(ich trage keine Verantwortung für zerstörte Monitore
oder Tastaturen sowie Augenkrebs!)