Discordian Holydays

Discordians celebrate* the following Holydays:

Holyday Name	Significance	Discordian Date	Gregorian Date
Mungday	Apostle Holyday of Apostle Hung Mung	Chaos 5	January 5
Chaoflux	Season Holyday of the Season of Chaos	Chaos 50	February 19
St. Tib's Day	Obscure. Celebrated only every four years.	St. Tib's Day	February 29
Mojoday	Apostle Holyday of Dr. Van Van Mojo	Discord 5	March 19
Discoflux	Season Holyday of the Season of Discord	Discord 50	May 3
Syaday/ Guliday	Apostle Holyday of Sri Syadasti, or St. Gulik (depending on whom you believe)	Confusion 5	May 31
Confuflux	Season Holyday of the Season of Confusion	Confusion 50	July 15
Zaraday	Apostle Holyday of Apostle Zarathud	Bureaucracy 5	August 12
Bureflux	Season Holyday of the Season of Bureaucracy	Bureaucracy 50	September 26
Maladay	Apostle Holyday of Malaclypse the Elder	Aftermath 5	October 24
Afflux	Season Holyday of the Season of The Aftermath	Aftermath 50	December 8

The following are other Holydays which may be celebrated:

Name	Date	Notes
Pi Approximation Day	22 July
Mad Hatter Day	October 6 in US, June 10 in Commonwealth
	23 May	Unnamed day for miscellaneous weirdness. (Was Spam Jake Day in 3160.)
Eye Day	73rd of each Season
The Day of the Sloth	27th of each month

Modes of celebration

Discordian and other Holydays may be celebrated in a number of ways. One way is to go around, either in normal clothing or in robes of some sort, or perhaps naked, and hand out Pope Cards. Another way is to play an Erisian game, such as Sink or Discordian Mornington Crescent (though the latter is usually reserved for Eye Day). Yet another is to ignore the Holyday completely and act as if it did not exist. The best way is probably to avoid doing what this paragraph and this sentence say, reaffirming the Fifth Commandment which states that "A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.".

Have I left anything out? If so, let me know.